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Como de costumbre, llegan los novatos al cuartel a empezar la
mili, y un sargento con muy mala leche les da la "bienvenida":
- A ver, basura! Vaya birrias que sois, tendreis que hacer mucho
ejercicio antes de dejar de ser la vergu"enza del ejercito español,
pandilla de enclenques! No valeis para nada, alfeñiques de feria! O es
que hay alguien entre vosotros que se atreva a darme una bofetada con
mis manos atadas en la espalda, debiluchos de hospital?
En esto que levanta la mano un vasco impresionante de dos metros
metros de altura y tres de envergadura, y dice:
- Yo!
- Muy bien, recluta. Cinco pasos al frente! Media vuelta!
A mi lado! Y ahora, esqueletos andantes, hay alguien entre vosotros
que se atreva a darnos una hostia con nuestras manos en la espalda?

guiness record

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hombre mete libro guiness a licuadora y bate todos los records

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    QUIEN ES?
    TOYAL
    TOYAL QUE???
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    Hello,

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