Chistes 1001

A proposed plan to gradually update the way to spell things in english.

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A proposed plan to gradually update the way to spell things in english.
In Year 1 that useless letter “c” would be dropped to be replased
either by “k” or “s”, and likewise “x” would no longer be part of the
alphabet. The only kase in which “c” would be retained would be the “ch”
formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform “w” spelling,
so that “which” and “one” would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might
well abolish “y” replasing it with “i” and Iear 4 might fiks the “g/j”
anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with
Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so
modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15
or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez “c”, “y”
and “x” — bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez — tu riplais
“ch”, “sh”, and “th” rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a
lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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