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Culona

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Mama, mama, en el cole me llaman culona.
- Anda, no te distraigas y ayudame a doblar tus bragas.

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  • Chulo

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (10 votos, promedio: 4.2 de 5)
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    Mama, en la escuela me llaman chulo.
    - Que??
    - Que de que??

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  • Idiota

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (6 votos, promedio: 3.67 de 5)
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    Papa, papa, en el colegio me llaman idiota
    - Y a mi que?
    - A ti cornudo.

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  • Mama, seguro que no hay vida en otros planetas???

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (8 votos, promedio: 4 de 5)
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    Mama, seguro que no hay vida en otros planetas???
    - Que no, hijo. Claro que no hay vida en otros planetas. Por que
    lo preguntas??
    - Porque en la puerta hay uno que dice que es del Planeta Agostini.

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    Psicópata

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (3 votos, promedio: 3.67 de 5)
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    Mama, mama, en el colegio me llaman psicópata.
    - No te preocupes, hijo, eso son cosas de los niños, ya sabes, la
    edad…
    - !!!!!!ESO NO ESSS UNA RRRESPUESSSTAAAAAAAA!

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