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Corazones

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Mama, mama, los corazones tienen piernas?
- No hija, que cosas tienes.
- Entonces, porque papa le dice a la criada; abrete de piernas
corazon?

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  • Cabezon

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    Mama, mama, en el cole me llaman cabezon.
    - Y tu que les haces, hijo ?
    - Yo, les persigo.
    - Y les coges ?
    - Como ? Si se meten por callejones estrechos !

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    Mono

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (7 votos, promedio: 3.86 de 5)
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    Mama, mama, en el colegio me llaman mono !
    - No les hagas ni caso y peinate la cara.

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  • Vaca

    1 Estrella2 Estrellas3 Estrellas4 Estrellas5 Estrellas (16 votos, promedio: 4.5 de 5)
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    Mama, mama en el colegio me llaman hijo de vaca.
    - Muuurmuraciones, hijo, Muuuurmuraciones.

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  • Flatulencia

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    Mama, mama, cual es la definicion de flatulencia ?
    - Esta pregunta me huele mal…

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